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BEA'S Ho-Made PRODUCTS Now we know what those "ladies of the night" do during the day!
Amigone Funeral Home Yes you are!

The Amigone family operates several funeral homes in and around Buffalo, New York.
Photo courtesy of Carmen S. Garrison.

Hell (sign with icicles) Does this mean that the...
  Buffalo Bills have won the Super Bowl?
  Chicago Cubs have won the World Series?

(Pick your team & the event they'll win when hell freezes over.)

Hell, Michigan.

Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning Service Not everyone likes it that cold!
London area automobile air conditioning business.
Babies and Children - buy 2 get 3 free! It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs!

Roanoke, Virginia. The Babies & Children store's motto is, "Dressing babies and children from head to toe from newborn to preteen."

Hussey's General Store - guns, wedding gowns, cold beer Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding!

Located in Windsor, Maine. Hussey's slogan is, "If we don't have it, you don't need it."
Thanks to Jess, a proud resident of Windsor.

Testicle Festival Let's go. We'll have a ball!

Based on a web search, Testicle Festivals seem to be most popular in Montana.
This photo was taken by Rob Strain near Omaha, Nebraska.

Routes 202 and 35 to right / one way left How do you get there from here?

Peekskill, New York. Photo courtesy of Jimmy Requa

Erin Brockovich / Screwed / My Dog Skip I don't think I saw that one.
HAND JOB / Complete Auto Detailing & Tinting

Promoting AUTO-erotism ?

Hermosa Beach, California. Photo by Christoph

Persons collecting golf balls will be prosecuted and have their balls removed. Little extreme.
Lodging, Next Right / State Prison I think I'll keep driving!
Church sign: The most powerful position is on your knees. If you say so!
gravestone for DUMFART Sometimes a name change is the best idea...
Balfurd Cleaners / Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention. Take me to the cleaners, baby!

There are five Balfurd Cleaners locations in Pennsylvania.

sign with picture of wheelchair man rolling down hill "CAUTION: CROCODILE
EATING HANDICAPPED
MAN AT BOTTOM OF HILL"

At a St. Lucia, South Africa crocodile farm.

left for College / right for Weed Major dilemma in California.

Your choices are College of the Siskiyous or "downtown" Weed.

Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only ??? McLogic gone wrong...
Bong Recreation Area No "Keep Off the Grass" signs here!

In Kansasville, Wisconsin. Named for Maj Richard I. Bong, Ace Pilot of WWII, who gave his life for his country.

Bunghole Liquors Of all the names to pick...

Bung History: Note that a bunghole is the hole in a cask, keg, or barrel through which liquid is poured in or drained out.

reclining kangaroo SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.
GUNS R US / POSTAL PLUS Going Postal?

In Phoenix, Arizona.

Satan's Kingdom State Recreational Area Leave your soul at the front gate, please.

Near New Hartford, Connecticut.

HONDA ONLY / We service & repair all cars. What part of ONLY don't they understand?

In Kansas City, Missouri.
Photo courtesy of Bud Turner.

PORK / The one you love. Pork, the one you love?

This was a Sask Pork (The Saskatchewan Pork Industry) ad campaign in Canada.

Church sign: Don't let worries kill you.  Let the church help. Enough said...
sign painted on road: SHCOOL We is educated...


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