|The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. -- the scarecrow conjecture (PDF)|
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|The Maine Thing|
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Jimmy, I've added your photo to my page. Thanks! DebbieWhen I looked, I saw a credit to me with a link to this page. Soon I was getting thousands of hits.
The "Goofy Image Gallery" page is no longer on the web but many people have
copied parts of it to other websites. I've done my best to find the
original content so I can show it here.
|Now we know what those "ladies of the night" do during the day!|
Yes you are!
The Amigone family operates several
in and around Buffalo, New York.
Does this mean that the...
Buffalo Bills have won the Super Bowl?
Chicago Cubs have won the World Series?
(Pick your team & the event they'll win when hell freezes over.)
Not everyone likes it that cold!
London area automobile air conditioning business.
It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs!
Roanoke, Virginia. The Babies & Children store's motto is, "Dressing babies and children from head to toe from newborn to preteen."
Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding!
Located in Windsor, Maine. Hussey's slogan is,
"If we don't have it, you don't need it."
Let's go. We'll have a ball!
Based on a web search, Testicle Festivals seem
to be most popular in Montana.
How do you get there from here?
Peekskill, New York. Photo courtesy of Jimmy Requa
|I don't think I saw that one.|
Promoting AUTO-erotism ?
Hermosa Beach, California. Photo by Christoph
|I think I'll keep driving!|
|If you say so!|
|Sometimes a name change is the best idea...|
Take me to the cleaners, baby!
There are five Balfurd Cleaners locations in Pennsylvania.
MAN AT BOTTOM OF HILL"
At a St. Lucia, South Africa crocodile farm.
|Major dilemma in California.|
|??? McLogic gone wrong...|
|No "Keep Off the Grass" signs here!|
Of all the names to pick...
Bung History: Note that a bunghole is the hole in a cask, keg, or barrel through which liquid is poured in or drained out.
|SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.|
In Phoenix, Arizona.
Leave your soul at the front gate, please.
Near New Hartford, Connecticut.
What part of ONLY don't they understand?
In Kansas City, Missouri.
Pork, the one you love?
This was a Sask Pork (The Saskatchewan Pork Industry) ad campaign in Canada.
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