The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. -- the scarecrow conjecture (PDF)

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In 2002 I got an email with a link to a page named "Goofy Gallery". It was a list of funny signs with even funnier comments. I sent it to some friends and sent a photo of mine to the address on the website. I got a short note back:

  Jimmy,
  I've added your photo to my page.
  Thanks!
  Debbie

When I looked, I saw a credit to me with a link to this page. Soon I was getting thousands of hits.

The "Goofy Gallery" page is no longer on the web but many people have copied parts of it to other websites. I've done my best to find the original content so I can show it here.

Goofy Gallery

	Yes you are! The Amigone family operates several funeral homes in and around Buffalo, New York. Photo courtesy of Carmen S. Garrison.
	Does this mean that the... Buffalo Bills have won the Super Bowl? Chicago Cubs have won the World Series? (Pick your team & the event they'll win when hell freezes over.) Hell, Michigan.
	Not everyone likes it that cold! London area automobile air conditioning business.
	It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs! Roanoke, Virginia. The Babies & Children store's motto is, "Dressing babies and children from head to toe from newborn to preteen."
	Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding! Located in Windsor, Maine. Hussey's slogan is, "If we don't have it, you don't need it." Thanks to Jess, a proud resident of Windsor.
	Let's go. We'll have a ball! Based on a web search, Testicle Festivals seem to be most popular in Montana. This photo was taken by Rob Strain near Omaha, Nebraska.
	How do you get there from here? Peekskill, New York. Photo courtesy of Jimmy Requa
	I don't think I saw that one.
	Promoting AUTO-erotism ? Hermosa Beach, California. Photo by Christoph
	Little extreme.
	I think I'll keep driving!
	If you say so!
	Sometimes a name change is the best idea...
	Take me to the cleaners, baby! There are five Balfurd Cleaners locations in Pennsylvania.
	"CAUTION: CROCODILE EATING HANDICAPPED MAN AT BOTTOM OF HILL" At a St. Lucia, South Africa crocodile farm.
	Major dilemma in California. Your choices are College of the Siskiyous or "downtown" Weed.
	??? McLogic gone wrong...
	No "Keep Off the Grass" signs here! In Kansasville, Wisconsin. Named for Maj Richard I. Bong, Ace Pilot of WWII, who gave his life for his country.
	Of all the names to pick... Bung History: Note that a bunghole is the hole in a cask, keg, or barrel through which liquid is poured in or drained out.
	SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.
	Going Postal? In Phoenix, Arizona.
	Leave your soul at the front gate, please. Near New Hartford, Connecticut.
	What part of ONLY don't they understand? In Kansas City, Missouri. Photo courtesy of Bud Turner.
	Pork, the one you love? This was a Sask Pork (The Saskatchewan Pork Industry) ad campaign in Canada.
	Enough said...
	We is educated...

Is it both?	Help Wanted!	How do you get there from here?
What time is it?	What I wonder	Embarrassed
Things that sound like what they are	Silly Actions	Selling Cigarettes
The best toys ever made	Trying something new	Infrequently Asked Questions
Fear of Commitment	The story of Mousy	Old British Currency
Stupidest Tech Support Call	Adjusted for Inflation	Percents Rule!
Funny Money	The PIN is on the Card!	They're easy to catch.
Make a pretty penny.	Malachi's Cartoons	American Food
Car and Insurance	The Maine Thing	Donate my what?

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